sometimes i fart and blame the dog...


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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

Via fuck it :)

jmarietee:

lilith-not-eve:

Marrying young is not the end of my freedom. It means I want to travel and see the world, but with her by my side. It means I still like drinking in bars and dancing in clubs, but stumbling home with her at 2am and eating pizza in our underwear. It means I know that I want to kiss those lips every morning, and every night before bed. If you see marriage as the end of your ‘freedom’, you’re doing it wrong.

Well this was just beautiful

Via fuck it :)

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lets-br-ok-en-me:

giumblr-giuliapiazza:

yeswarriorwithoutfearless23:

60ibs-to-go:

what doesnt kill you makes you stronger

oddio…me sento troppo male HAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Crepo male.

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semperfiandsemperfortis:

Patiently wait for me and I promise you one day I’ll do this for you.


Rules to learning English

questlon:

1. their our know rules

Via not porn

terapsina:

horseskeepmesane:

She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.

Was it revenge for the braids?


Via Facing this stuff in real life is not like school.


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mommamarine:

surprisebitch:

unshaped:

nintenofficial:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

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OH MY GOD

this fucking website

Ahhhhhahahahah!

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netflix-official:

whoever made this post got over 5k notes by writing turnt on friggin paint

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fuckyeahmovieclub:

Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You :: Heath Ledger

10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

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Via Vitriol.



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